It is high... it is far... it is... off the wall for a double.
Local Yankee fans have been blessed with the voice of John Sterling as the voice of radio broadcasts since 1989. Known for his over-the-top, personalized home run calls and his (admittedly hysterical) miscalls of plays, Mr. Sterling has been the voice of my summers for as long as I can remember. The opening quote is a play on his notorious home run call... after he misjudged the hit.
In that vein, this week, we'll take a look at some off-the-wall offerings available at Major League Baseball stadiums this year. Last week, I ran through the offerings at 11 stadiums, but focused mostly on crazy, calorie-laden entrees available. Fair warning: some of these items could be considered crazy, even from a fanatic's viewpoint.
Diners at the Seattle Mariners' Safeco Field may be in for a bit of a surprise with one option this year. The team will serve fried grasshoppers at home games in 2017. The Oaxacan chapulines will be seasoned with chile-lime salt seasoning, and are said to be the perfect accompaniment to a beer or tequila, reported Seattle Times.
Minneapolis' Herbivorous Butcher is a popular location for vegan takes on meat, and this year, they will have an outpost at Target Field, home of the Minnesota Twins. They'll offer up meat-free Sriracha brats and vegan Italian sausages, both costing $12.50, reported Minneapolis StarTribune.
I understand that SPAM is a regional favorite in Hawaii, but how about Texas? The Houston Astros will offer a SPAM grilled cheese at home games at Minute Maid Park, and I have to wonder: who's actually going to try this? The team will at least honor their regional heritage by serving it on Texas Toast, reported QSR.
It seems the Pittsburgh Pirates are in the race to offer the most off-the-wall fare in 2017 as well. PNC Park will offer citrus-tamari marinated tofu sandwiches, Buffalo'd Cauliflower and the Ultimate Vegan Burger. However, its Crab Doughnuts, made by the Market, is the option that's best holding my attention, reported Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.